If you're a REDNECK pilot going to a fly-in
                    you first turn on your computer and Winders comes up
                    just like this screen, so you can check out how to get to
                    a REDNECK fly-in, and this is what would be happening.
(note: EVERYthing is clickable!)
          You would have gotten up early in the morning in your fancy trailer.
Fancy mobile home

                              Then you'd go to the bathroom in
                                    your deluxe accomodations: Deluxe Redneck bathroom





          You'd say "good bye" to your pet Bird Dogs Redneck Bird dogs

and get in your deluxe motorhome
Redneck Motorhome








            Watching for the road signs along the way Redneck road sign

                You're into the "modern technology" so you
                check your Palm Pilot to make sure you have
                the right directions Redneck Palm Pilot









You keep driving until you see the sign-in cabin at the fly-in site
Sign-in cabin














You look at some of the planes that already came in
Big Redneck airplane
Redneck Seaplane
Redneck Space Shuttle
You're excited about the Monster plane!
 You'd love to fly this seaplane.
 And this is what you drempt about seeing, the Space Shuttle!













Then you have some barbecue while enjoying the view
Redneck Barbecue













You brought your college diploma to show people that you
know how to read about what some outlanders call you . . .
Redneck diploma













You also read some more stuff about what those
Tofu eating Westerners and know-nothing Yankees call you
a REDNECK
Book reading

HEY! I am a REDNECK . . .
A REDNECK PILOT







And  I'm

PROUD OF IT!